Cow Jokes And Funny Stories

If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you!

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What do cows do for entertainment?They go to the mooooovies.

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What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic!

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What did the calf say to the silo?"Is my fodder in there?"

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What goes oo ooo oooo?A cow with no lips.

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What did one dairy cow say to another?Got milk?

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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!

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Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!

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How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!

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What's the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !

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