Cow Jokes And Funny Stories
Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow
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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!
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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?He wanted to raised stewed beef!
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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter!
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What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
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What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out!
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What gives milk and has a horn?A milk tank!
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Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!
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How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!
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What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer!
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