Cow Jokes And Funny Stories
Why do cows wear bells around their necks?Because their horns don't work.
What's a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo!
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!
Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is.
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.
Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow!
If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half!
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!