Cow Jokes And Funny Stories
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk!
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If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you!
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Did you hear about the snobby cow?She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!
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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?A: Laughing stock.
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I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
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What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!
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What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?Ground Beef
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What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer!
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What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class!
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What do you call a tired cow? Milked out!
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