Cow Jokes And Funny Stories
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
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Is there big money in the cattle business?So I've herd!
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What band is a cow favorite?Moody Blues
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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos!
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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?A: Laughing stock.
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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!
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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos
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Where do cows like to ride on trains?In the cow-boose.
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Why do cows like being told jokes ? Because they like being amoosed !
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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!
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