Computer Jokes And Funny Stories

An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that the computer needed to be brought in and serviced.

He told her to "Unplug the power cord and bring it up here and I will fix it."

About fifteen minutes later she shows up at his door with the power cord in her hand.

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As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform the scanning. TWAIN, the acronym, stands for "Technology Without An Interesting Name."

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Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer?The cat kept fiddling with i.t.

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What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?A slipped disk.

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Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.

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Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black, Red or Iced?Iced Ink?Well, yes you do, but I didn't want to mention it.

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Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".

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What do you do if your computer hums?Tell it to change its socsks!

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Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to use Arabic language in Windows, you must install an Arabic graphic card. So I don't think we could do that."

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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.

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