Clinton Jokes And Funny Stories

Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in acar together in Kansas. A tornado comes along andwhirls them up into the air and tosses them thousandsof yards away. They all fall into a daze. When they come to and extract themselves from thevehicle, they realize they're in the fabled Land of Oz. They decide to go see the famous Wizard of Oz. TheWizard is known for granting people their wishes. Quayle says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain." Gingrich responds, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart." Clinton speaks up, "Where's Dorothy?"

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Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely?A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President!

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Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin?A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.

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Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.

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Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin?A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.

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Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died?A: Bill Clinton of course!

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Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies?A: He's the stiff one.

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Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade?A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president's spouse, Bill Clinton.

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Q: What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials?A: A police lineup.

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Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone?A: He turned into Hillary!

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