Clinton Jokes And Funny Stories
Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face?A: If his lips are moving, then he's lying.
Q: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth?A: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics, how to ruin the people!
Q: What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?A: Everything's $100.
Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America?A: "Never! I'm not going to let my wife run the country!!"
Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?A: Highway 55.
Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission.
Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice?A: He keeps having to eat his words.
Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses?A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.
Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?A: Chelsea.