Christmas Jokes And Funny Stories

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ?Santa Clues !

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?Santapplause !

What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?My pop is bigger than yours !

Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.Why did he do that?He was trying to save time!

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph

What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?Platform shoes !

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?He had no body to go with !

A football supporter's favourite Christmas song?'Yule never walk alone'

What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.