Cat Jokes And Funny Stories
Who was the most powerful cat in China ?Chairman Miaow !
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What is another way to describe a cat ?A heat seeking missile !
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How is cat food sold ?Usually purr can !
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When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?When your a mouse !
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Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!
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Why are black cats such good singers?They're very mewsical.
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How do cats eat spaghetti ?The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
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Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: You're the purrfect cat for me!
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Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?
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Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !
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