Cat Jokes And Funny Stories
Why was the cat so small ?Because it only ate condensed milk !
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What is cleverer than a talking cat ?A spelling bee !
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What do cat actors say on stage ?Tabby or not tabby !
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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?An octopuss !
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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !
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Why do black cats never shave ?Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
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Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!
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Why are black cats such good singers?They're very mewsical.
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Why do cats chase birds ?For a lark !
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How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ?She's got that down in the mouth look !
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