Cannibal Jokes And Funny Stories

A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks!"

Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.'The other one replied, 'Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.'

A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?

First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they're all very unsavory.

What do cannibal say when they say grace?''We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!''

First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?Vitamin bills!

Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."

Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.

What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun.