Cannibal Jokes And Funny Stories

Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in. "Your Majesty," he said, "the slaves are revolting!""You don't have to tell me," said the king. "I'm trying to eat them. "Where did we get these slaves anyway?""From the country next door," replied the servant. "We must get a new butcher," said the king. "Bring me Delia Smith." "We can't, Your Majesty, she's still cooking for you." "Well, bring her to me once she's crispy enough," said the king.

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels.

First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.

What happened to the cannibal lion?He had to swallow his pride!

What do cannibal say when they say grace?''We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!''

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.

First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight.Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.