Cannibal Jokes And Funny Stories

Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian?He couldn't stop eating swedes.

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What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2?He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!

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When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.

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Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.'The other one replied, 'Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.'

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First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion?He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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Two cannibals were having lunch. 'Your girlfriend makes a great soup,' said one to the other.'Yes!' agreed the first. 'But, U'm going to miss her terribly.'

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First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?

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Q: How can you help a starving cannibal?

A: Give him a helping hand.

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