Bus Jokes And Funny Stories

'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the driver before he closed the door. 'No,' called a lady, 'wait until I get my clothes on.' All the passengers in the bus turned towards the door to look at the woman. She got on with a bag full of laundry.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.

Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, you'd stand up and let someone else sit down." "And if you were a lady," replied Roger, "you'd stand up and let four people sit down."

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.

Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.

Have you seen the bus website?Yes - it's just the ticket!

Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!

Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, I'm in the bus queue, aren't I?

What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.