Burger Jokes And Funny Stories

What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time?How the meaty have fallen!

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?Any girl named Patty!

When do burgers quit their jobs?The day they decide to meat LOAF!

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?Well, it's back to the old grind!

Why are hamburgers essential to football?Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

How do we know that hamburgers love classic music?They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!

What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?It's PAN-demonium!

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?With burger alarms!

How does a burger acquire good taste?With a little seasoning!

What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land?A MEATing of the minds!