Burger Jokes And Funny Stories
What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?A fastball - a sizzler.
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What is a hamburger's favourite story?Hansel and Gristle!
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What do some burger eaters have?A Hardee appetite!
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Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?They saw the salad dressing!
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Who can beat any burger at golf?Any LINKS sausage!
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In what school subjects does the teacher say, 'Well done, hamburgers'?A wide range of subjects - meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill.
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Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve?To a meat ball!
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Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?A double!
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Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie director?Sizzle B. DeMille!
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How does a burger acquire good taste?With a little seasoning!
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