Brother And Sister Jokes And Funny Stories

My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town.Gosh is he really?Yes, he's a six-foot-six billposter.

A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, 'I hate my sister's guts.''All right,' said his mother, 'I won't put them in your sandwiches again.'

Dan: My little brother is a real pain.Nan: Things could be worse.Dan: How?Nan: He could be twins !

First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. 'Well,' said the Scout. 'Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it.'

My brother's just opened a shop.Really? How's he doing?Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.

Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well, I can see the moon, but I can't see NY City.

Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she's an elevator.Tell her to come in.I can't. She doesn't stop at this floor.

Why did your sister jump out the window ?Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse.Big Brother: Why?Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!