Brother And Sister Jokes And Funny Stories

Mother: Jared, get your little sister's hat out of that puddle.Jared: I can't mum, she's got it strapped too tight under her chin!

So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?Yes- their dog is our dog's brother.

Why did your sister jump out the window ?Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?Boy: Because he read the label, and it said 'shake well before using.'

How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ?See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !

Peter: My brother wants to work badly!Anita: As I remember, he usually does !

My brother's just opened a shop.Really? How's he doing?Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.

Dan: My little brother is a real pain.Nan: Things could be worse.Dan: How?Nan: He could be twins !

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine.

Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well, I can see the moon, but I can't see NY City.