Brother And Sister Jokes And Funny Stories
Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well, I can see the moon, but I can't see NY City.
Dan: My little brother is a real pain.Nan: Things could be worse.Dan: How?Nan: He could be twins !
Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse.Big Brother: Why?Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!
Dad: Don't be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time.Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up!
Teacher: What's this a picture of ?Class: Don't know, Miss.Teacher: It's a kangaroo.Class: What's a kangaroo, miss ?Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia.Smallest boy: Wow, my sister's married one of them
Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her.Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.
My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !
My brother's just opened a shop.Really? How's he doing?Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ' Sis,' he said, 'I wish you'd sing Christmas carols.''That's nice of you, Alfie,' she replied. 'Why ?''Then I'd only have to hear you once a year !'
Michael: It's hard for my sister to eat.Maureen: Why ?Michael: She can't bear to stop talking.