Brother And Sister Jokes And Funny Stories

Mother: Jared, get your little sister's hat out of that puddle.Jared: I can't mum, she's got it strapped too tight under her chin!

Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?Boy: Because he read the label, and it said 'shake well before using.'

First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ?See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !

Did the bionic monster have a brother ?No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!

A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, 'I hate my sister's guts.''All right,' said his mother, 'I won't put them in your sandwiches again.'

My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town.Gosh is he really?Yes, he's a six-foot-six billposter.

Dan: My little brother is a real pain.Nan: Things could be worse.Dan: How?Nan: He could be twins !

Do robots have sisters ?No, just transistors !

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine.