Blonde Jokes And Funny Stories

Q. What is eternity?A. When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?A: A vacant posession.

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Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?

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Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The blonde team rides on the top level. The brunette team down below is having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the blondes upstairs.She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead. She says, 'What the heck's goin' on up here? We're havin' a grand time downstairs!'One of the blondes looks up and says,'Yeah, but you've got a driver!'

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A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?!"

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited island so they all decide to try to swim there. The redhead makes it 10 miles, is exhausted, gives up, and drowns. The brunette makes it 15 miles before she's too tired to go any farther and drowns. The blonde gets 19 miles away from the deserted island, decides she's too tired to go any farther, and swims all the way back to the deserted island.

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Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

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What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!

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This blonde is so stupid, she called me to get my telephone number!

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