Blonde Jokes And Funny Stories

Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?A: They don't know the route.

Q. Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs?A: It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea.

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?A: Because she loved children.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes?A: They take off their makeup.

Q: What do you call a blonde sky diving team?A: A new version of the lawn dart's game.

What is every blonde's ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop.

Q: Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license? A: "Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"