Bed Jokes And Funny Stories

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !

Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. After a while, one of his friends told him he might as well get in to bed again. There's lots of room now,' he said.

Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn't been made up yet.

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!

I don't think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake, and gets me up when I'm sleepy!

I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said: "Good grief, where are your feet?" I must have left them in bed !

Mother: Did you make your bed today?Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.

A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. 'Hello, Jenny,' said the neighbour. 'Isn't it time for little girls to be in bed?' 'How would I know?' asked Jenny. 'I haven't got any little girls.'

Knock KnockWho's there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you can't guess who I am!

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.