Beauty Jokes And Funny Stories

My boyfriend thinks I'm beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And you've been engaged for such a long time!

What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana.Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck, yes. Witch:

Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mother's ear.'Johnny, how many times have I told you,' said his mother, ' it's rude to whisper. If you have something to say, say it out loud.''OK, said Johnny, 'why does the lady over there look like an ugly, haggard old witch ?'

Where is everyone beautiful?In the dark.

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?He posed for Halloween masks !

Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly?Boyfriend: Of course I do !

First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done? First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate.

Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!