Bath Jokes And Funny Stories

Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, 'Oh, God, are you still in there?'

Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor: You do? Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?A shampoodle !

How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.

Are you going to take a bath? No, I'm leaving it where it is.

Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night !Ed: You were? What did you do ?Ned: I took a bath !

Where does a vampire take a bath?In the bat-room (bathroom).

My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear.

Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them ?Stan: In the bathroomFred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ?Stan: Blindfold them !

Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !