Bath Jokes And Funny Stories

Dr Frankenstein: I've just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off? Igor: Yes, I hate it. Dr Frankenstein: Well, you need never have a bathtub ring again! I've invented the square tub . . .

Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them ?Stan: In the bathroomFred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ?Stan: Blindfold them !

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Why did the robber take a bath?So he could make a clean getaway.

Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?A shampoodle !

Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.

Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor: You do? Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!

Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night !Ed: You were? What did you do ?Ned: I took a bath !