Banana Jokes And Funny Stories

What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ?A banana dressed up as a cucumber !

Knock knockWho's there?Banana.Banana who?Knock knockWho's there?Banana.Banana who?Knock knock Who's there?Orange.Orange who?Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.

What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.

They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Knock KnockWho's there !Banana !Banana who ?Banana split so ice creamed !

Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.