Banana Jokes And Funny Stories

Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.

Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ?Slippers !

Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

Knock knockWho's there?Banana.Banana who?Knock knockWho's there?Banana.Banana who?Knock knock Who's there?Orange.Orange who?Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?

Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today?Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.