Baby Jokes And Funny Stories

What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where's Pop Corn?

Knock KnockWho's there !Baby !Baby who ?Baby love, my baby love.... !

Do you like your new baby sister? She's all right. Do you play with her? No, and we can't even send her back because she's been here more than 28 days.

A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family of skunks were walking the other way when the same 18-wheeler ran over all but one baby. The duck and the skunk finally met each other and the duck said, "Excuse me, my mom died down the road. Would you tell me what I am?" "Well", said the skunk "You have webbed feet, a beak, and feathers. You must be a duck." "Thanks" said the duck; then the skunk said, "My mom died down the road too, will you tell me what I am?" "Well", said the duck, "Your black, your white, & your mom's dead, you must be O.J.'s kid"

When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn't he have an L-plate?

What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.

What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.

Fred: My mum's having a new baby. Drew: What's wrong with the old one?