Ant Jokes And Funny Stories

What do you call a greedy ant ?An anteater !

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What do you call a 100 year old ant ?An antique !

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What do you call an and with frogs legs ?An antphibian !

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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?Antteneye !

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What is even bigger than an elephant ?A giant !

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Who was the most famous ant scientist ?Albert Antstein !

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What kind of ant is good at maths ?An accountant !

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Why did the ant-elope ?Nobody gnu !

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?All sorts of antics !

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Where do ants go for their holidays ?Frants !

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