Ant Jokes And Funny Stories

What do you call an ant in space ?Cosmonants & Astronants !

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What is smaller than an ant's dinner ?An ant's mouth !

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What kind of ant is good at maths ?An accountant !

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?All sorts of antics !

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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?Antteneye !

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How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?

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What medicine would you give an ill ant ?Antibiotics !

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?An independant !

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What do you call a greedy ant ?An anteater !

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Who was the most famous ant scientist ?Albert Antstein !

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