Ant Jokes And Funny Stories
Who was the most famous ant scientist ?Albert Antstein !
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What do you call an ant who skips school ?A truant !
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Where do ants go to eat ?At a restaurant !
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Why did the ant-elope ?Nobody gnu !
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What do you call a 100 year old ant ?An antique !
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What medicine would you give an ill ant ?Antibiotics !
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What do you call an ant from overseas ?Impartant
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What do you call a greedy ant ?An anteater !
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Why don't anteaters get sick ?Because they are full of antibodies!
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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?An independant !
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