Ant Jokes And Funny Stories

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ?Your great-ant !

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?An independant !

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What medicine would you give an ill ant ?Antibiotics !

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What kind of ant is good at maths ?An accountant !

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?Ten ants !

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How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?

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What do you call a 100 year old ant ?An antique !

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What do you call an and with frogs legs ?An antphibian !

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What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?Discordant !

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Where do ants go to eat ?At a restaurant !

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