Aardvark Jokes And Funny Stories

Which aardvark holds the speed record?The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

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Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian companion?Tanto

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Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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What do you call a three-footed aardvark?A yardvark!

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Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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What does the aardvark call his dog?Aard-bark!

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What do you call an road construction aardvark?A tarredvark!

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What do you call a Polish aardvark?A Polaark!

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Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?Aardvarks don't have trunks!

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